Donnie Tries to Dodge

As the Epstein scandal refuses to go away, Trump is starting to fear that some of his fawning masses might find out he’s not a nice guy. So, how about some lies in exchange for a pardon?

The DOJ to Ghislaine Maxwell: ‘Pardon me, do you mind lying and denying for Donald Trump?’

That must have gone well for her…

Child trafficker Maxwell scores cushy prison upgrade following mysterious interview with Trump official